What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:29
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
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You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…